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Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

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November 30, 2007 By admin

Repeat after me:

Schreiber. Taser. Taser. Schreiber.

Western civilization is under attack by armed barbarians with below average IQs, but so what?

Just keep telling yourself, and your dwindling number of readers…

Schreiber. Taser.

Toss in “AIDS” and “global warming” once in a while, and you’re good to go.

Now you are my moral, social and intellectual superior. Good luck in your future endeavours!

PS:

I realize folks don’t want to know this, but the average IQ in Sudan really is about 72.

No doubt some will use this fact to partially excuse their barbarian behaviour, but riddle me this:

Do people with Down Syndrome burn effigies of Barney the Dinosaur when they’re denied an extra pudding cup?

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