Ed Driscoll helpfully rounds up today’s “racists” — now including “Hillary Clinton,” “Paul Krugman” and “all white people”!

Remember the “Godwin”-like “Zombie’s Law”: the first person to yell “racist!” forfeits the argument.

I figure it would be wiser for me to let HillBuzz answer their own question; after all, they’re gay Dems so they get to say pretty much whatever:

Being Oprah, the intent was most likely eating a large amount of candy, and the school itself is some sort of elaborate Rube Goldberg scheme to do just that, the intricacies of which we couldn’t begin to fathom, but surely involve gooey marshmallow centers at some point down the line.
 

Here is a guy that is not only black, but he has a name like mine, he validates all my feelings about this nation being the greatest and freest on earth, I want desperately to through my support behind this guy. As a Christian, I can’t, as a capitalist, I won’t, All things being equal if it is a contest between two people and one is black, I root for the black guy. As a minority you always feel good seeing someone that looks like you, do well. It may be wrong, but [i]t is true. And frankly I loathe that the first black president is such a fool.

(Digital Publius via Booker Rising)

LL: Well, I just do which ones flow off the tongue easiest for me because the audience seems to accept every word I say. So if I use the ‘N-word’, that does flow off the tongue quite nicely in some jokes. And I like ‘spick’ a lot better than ‘wetback’ because the ‘c’ sound at the end of ‘spick’ is a lot funnier and crisper than ‘wetback’. ‘Wetback’ is kind of boring. The two syllables water it down. Now with ‘homosexuals’ I mean there’s so many…It’s just impossible to decide, so pretty much, because I have a nice gay following, I do them all.

NP: I have to admit as a white anglo-saxon, your comedy makes be feel incredibly uncomfortable.

LL: Believe me, I’d love to sit there and say that, “Oh yes, I strive to bring people together.” I just like cursing at people and calling them names…

OK, first of all –

“Schock has made a marked impression on my generation’s zeitgeist”

is not the sort of sentence anybody should be getting paid to write.

Second: in the Rock-Paper-Scissors of “hotness”, “guitar” beats “abs”.

Abs come and abs go. Guitar is forever.

Also? “Talking pretty”:

And a frankly shocking familiarity with the expression “safe word”…

PS: Catholic.

Right now, John McCain should be saying,

“Phew, thank God my wife brought home that surprise Vietnamese orphan or all my kids would be stupid!!”

I’ll bet you feel safer already!

What female Muslim firefighters in the UK will be wearing soon:

Just spoke to my publisher and soon we’ll be down to only a few hundred copies of The Tyranny of Nice: How Canada crushes freedom in the name of human rights — and why it matters to Americans.

Not bad for a book that’s not in bookstores or on Amazon.com!

You can buy a copy from Mark Steyn (who wrote the intro) — and he’ll personally autograph it for you. (Why not grab a copy of Ezra Levant’s book Shakedown while you’re there? It’s now in its second printing after only a week!)

You can also download it as an e-book and get it instantly, while saving shipping & handling.

Or you can get The Tyranny of Nice for only $1 if you pick it as one of your first selections when you join the Conservative Book Club.

John Hawkins writes:

Additionally, conservatives tend to think liberals are merely stupid or emotional, while liberals tend to view conservatives as evil — and liberals use that belief to justify lying about conservatives.

(…)

From the liberal perspective, the more shameless the lies, the better because the target of the scandalous accusation and his defenders will often waste inordinate amounts of time and energy fighting ridiculous, unfounded allegations that a certain percentage of uninformed Americans will simply assume are true without evidence. 

Ezra Levant will be signing books in Toronto on April 14, the day after our talk together in London, Ontario.

A friend of mine has been told that his “political career will be jeopardized” if he attends my talk with Ezra and Salim Mansur.

Doesn’t that make you want to attend even more?!

PS: he also writes:

…the new issue of The Hill Times has a prominent review of my book. (…) I thought it was a pretty balanced review, and positive on the whole. I was tagged the “Michael Moore of the right”, but I think I have a greater respect for accuracy than he does, and a touch more personal hygiene, too.

Police said a customer fired one or two shots into a Salt Lake City McDonald’s after the driver of the car he was in was told the restaurant was not serving lunch yet.

(Via Wendy, who knows me all too well)

Did I say the “military industrial complex”? I meant “creeping socialism”.

Did I say “Glenn Beck”? I meant President Eisenhower.

Don Feder writes:

When asked if fascism could ever come to America, Huey Long (the Depression-era governor of Louisiana) replied, “Sure, only here they’ll call it anti-fascism.”

Hate-crimes laws are fascism in the guise of protecting minorities. They’re fascism in crime-prevention drag. They’re fascism in the name of combating bigotry and hatred.