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But I DO hate nature. **** it.

January 27, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

I hate this crap: “Conservatives are the world’s biggest CONSERVationists, get it? Look at Teddy Roosevelt” etc.

**** your pagan bullsh*t.

Conservatives already have to pretend to care about “the children” and “the poor,” and now we have to pretend to care about “the Earth.”

Nature sucks. It’s brown and green — the two ugliest colours in the spectrum, and I’m not sure brown is even allowed IN the spectrum — and full of bugs and poop.

Polar bears and all those other “endangered”species aren’t really endangered and serve no useful purpose anyway.

We should all live in Jetson apartments and eat pills for food. And pave the rainforest and use the wood for Ayn Rand novels.

Canada’s headed down the sh*thole if the Fraser Institute is being run by crunchies now.

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