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Why don’t women have waists anymore? (Except me?)

January 20, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

I (36-26-36) was just saying this the other day:

With her beady eyes, her hatchet jawline, her manly shoulders and ribcage, her total lack of hips and barrel-like physique, what horrors lurk underneath [the new Miss America’s] bikini?

And what has happened to the hourglass figure and narrow waists? Women naturally have narrow waists and small ribcages; these women have seemingly given up their feminine birthrights for brutish slabs of musculature on their midsections, giving them the physique of an overcooked bratwurst.

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