See here. More here; this is particularly funny:
Thou shalt not compliment the dancer on her perfume:
That baby-powder, Windex-y stench is actually antibacterial spray strippers coat themselves with to prevent getting cooties from kids like you… rookie.
But still: I found this while researching something for a client — shut up — and can’t resist posting it, lapse (ha!) and all. Being female, I don’t understand the point of spending $500 NOT to have sex, but…
If you like Today’s Woman: Shaped Like A Tube, this is your lucky day (NSFW obviously):
