Saturday a.m. UPDATE from a surprising source:

Turns out, Alexandra “there are too many Asians at UCLA” Wallace is also “an accomplished bikini model”

I feel the universe about to collapse on  itself…

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Friday night UPDATE:

Thanks to the loyal reader who just sent me the teaser for the Big Lebowski XXX Parody — which, no, I will not be linking to. Weirdly, I couldn’t tell it apart from the real film…

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(UPDATE: Arnie fires back! — and AGAIN!)

(UPDATE: Jay wakes up and fires twice!)

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OK, pre-dawn in B.C….

So Jay and Arnie: ha! Consider this your pin up Pearl Harbor! I’m firing up the Pin Up Wars again…

Tora! Tora!! Tora!!! Let the War of the Poses commence:

UPDATE Friday evening – more Betty Brosmer:

SATURDAY A.M.

You’ve heard of Fat Man and Little Boy. But are you ready for… ?