As Dr. Drew’s success rate approaches Mengele velocity…

As predicted by Bob Forrest on the last episode of Celebrity Rehab 5, Michael Lohan arrested for… “battering his live-in girlfriend.”

It’s a sad commentary (or is it?) when this guy is one of the most perceptive individuals left in California:

While we’re catching up on people:

What do I keep telling you about co-ed rehab?

Also I’m pretty sure Amy Fisher is back doing porn.

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