In my fantasy remake of A Christmas Story, Ralphie gets a real gun and kills his stupid family while they’re sleeping.
While we’re on the topic of Christmas movies I avoid…
Besides The Hebrew Hammer, my other “Christmas movie” is Die Hard, which is also one of my “watch it every time it comes on” movies.
If you want to see terrorists getting whumped by Americans at holiday time, you have to make do with Alan Rickman.
Is “make do” a euphemism for “sitting on Alan Rickman’s lap while he reads aloud from the Manhattan telephone directory”?
No…? Oh.
PS: Suddenly looking for great deals on new office chairs…?
