(Barely) satire: ‘Right-wing people smart enough to hate everyone’

ExACTly:

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Deciding who’s cleverest between left and right is like deciding which tube of Smarties would make the best Pope.

But right wingers are at least intelligent enough to assume that everyone is a potential enemy. Especially those who give hugs instead of handshakes.

“And while racism, homophobia and insisting climatology is a pyramid sales scam are all a bit dense, so is standing on top of a pile of skulls and shouting, ‘let’s try it again’.”

But Julian Cook, from Finsbury Park, insisted that, if you thought about it, Stalin was actually right wing, which everyone on the left thought was a very clever thing to say.

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ALSO?

When I get fired from jobs, this is why.

At my last office job, we were “rewarded” for something or other by being forced to go on this “fun day” at Playdium.

I brought along a biography of Ronald Reagan and read it in the lobby.

I am not joking.