I’ll think of something later… Need coffee…

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This guy wins the thread. For now.

David Thorne is the genius behind this, one of the 10 best things on the internet, which made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe and started crying, then showed it to Arnie, who did the same thing.

Today, David Thorne writes:

As the book I’ll Go Home Then, It’s Warm and Has Chairs just became a ‘very limited edition’, click here to grab your copy today.

No reason to stop now…

PS: now you can finally see the cover for Not Taco Bell Material! (And pre-order it.)

Wow, Adam’s kid Sonny looks just like him. (And his daughter looks like his wife, even though the kids are twins. Weird.)

PPS: today on Dennis Miller’s show, Carolla talked about going to a “hippie” Billy Jack style elementary school and going on a school trip to the SLA shoot out house.

Rabbi Simcha Weinstein’s top 10 Passover seder “do’s and don’ts” in Gourmet magazine:

You might be able to communicate in 140 characters or less, but at the seder table, we make Hebrew our second language. No texting, tweeting, Friending (or un-Friending), Liking, or, you guessed it, Poking is allowed. In order to return to the Egypt of old, if only for one evening, we must break from some of our modern habits. The core of the seder is retelling the story of the Exodus from Egypt, and Moses led the Jewish people to the Promised Land without using a GPS-enabled smartphone. (Never mind the fact it took him 40 years.…)

Arts and Letters Daily has a round up of obits — object lessons for careerist-hack Canadian “conservatives.”

Insults Lilly Pulitzer!

Because the very existence of a successful, creative businesswoman is pretty embarrassing if you’re a lowly, past-her-prime hobby-typist like Heather Mallick, who gets passed around from newspaper to newspaper like the town bike.

IOTW:

One of the youths was so horribly mutilated he could hardly be recognized as a human being.

He was pummeled to death and left in a dumpster.

Experts say that Rashbaum used a fork-like device to puncture the kid’s skull and chopped him up.

Mark Steyn writes:

I appreciate the somewhat more freewheeling nature of small talk among the Australian political class. Over the sauv. blanc after the ABC’s Q&A, former senator Amanda Vanstone mentioned that a friend of hers had just emailed to say I was ‘eminently shaggable’, but that she’d hate herself in the morning.

UPDATE: Har.

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I bow to no one in my respect for Mark Steyn, but I’d counter that “low birthrate” is a good thing  the wrong type of people are breeding:

The stupid stupid people — and the smart stupid people.

Until recently, a friend lived in Toronto’s highest (above replacement) birthrate neighbourhood, the slowly gentrifying part of town whose very name was once a byword for crazy white trash lowlifes.

This Earth Day, as happened when he lived there, roving gangs of little white Village of the Damned children will take to the streets, chanting “turn out your lights” at non-compliant windows.

How are more future Dippers and Democrats a positive thing?

Yes, I realize I’m not pitching in. I never wanted kids for dozens of reasons, and am too old now, anyhow.

But again: I don’t think “low birthrate” is necessarily bad, if only we could get everyone else to abstain.