It means the fact that a beta male like you runs a site about stand up comedy (!) means stand up comedy is dead
If you kiss a Grey Goose bottle and put a photo of that on your Facebook page, it means you swallow semen? What does this even mean?
I’ve been bitching about this for so long, I feel like I’m talking to myself:
When exactly did these hipster douchebag uptight PC twentysomethings commandeer comedy?