August 22, 2012
Don’t laugh: ‘Ugly Girls Have It Made’
I’ve been watching a lot of Disappeared, a TV series that documents missing-persons cases, and one thing is abundantly clear: Ugly girls don’t disappear.
In fact, ugly girls got it good! If you’re a homely chick, you should be thanking your lumpy ass because without it you wouldn’t be able to walk down the street for two blocks without being scooped up, boned down, and your body fed to alligators.