‘I am not a hamster.’

Fake “Paul Krugman” not that much different from real Paul Krugman.

Behold:

Citizens United ugh.  Scalia’s voter suppression.  WMD?  If only!  Not to mention Cheney’s Enron tax cuts.  Sad.

PLUS — Barely satire:

At a hastily-organized press conference on Thursday, President Obama announced an emergency action plan to save the videotape industry from imminent collapse.

He pressed the American people to “invest in the country’s future by tying ourselves more tightly to the past.”