Then just change the damn lightbulb, you stupid bitch

Rich White Women with “Problems”: Or, “Wow, those dead white males were right about something else again! Yet I’m still confused and need to talk about it for 5000 words.”

Partially redeemed by the comments, however.

Almost RELATED: Your moral and intellectual superiors!! Shorter Steve Ladurantaye:

Look, we were too busy dealing with one intramural fuck up to even notice this OTHER intramural fuck up! Next you’ll be asking us to write about stuff that’s happening outSIDE 444 Front Street West. Jezuz!”