Although I don’t think this is what Eric Holder had in mind — although you never know… (Extremely NSFW, plus gratuitous Jew-bashing):
“Talk to me!” she says over her shoulder. “Call me a slut, a whore! Tell me how bad I am. Abuse me. Don’t soften me…go in dry! Hit me! Spank me! I’m your slave!”
I feel myself slowly drooping.
“I…I can’t,” I say.
“What the fuck?” she yells. “I don’t have to put up with your white guilt shit. This is the 20th century, not the Civil fuckin’ War!”