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So was Obama stoned in Denver or what?

Kevin says yes, although I’d have guessed Ambien…

There was clearly something wrong with the current President of the United States that night, and it was most likely drugs.  Here in Chicago, word on the street is that Obama could also have a serious illness in the realm of either Parkinsons or “The Slims” (code in the black community for HIV/AIDS) but the more I think about his behavior that night the more this guy seems like a junkie who was loaded up on something that was supposed to treat his withdrawal from cocaine..only they got the dosage wrong. 

I’m really wondering if that “altitude poisoning” or whatever they claimed he was affected by in Denver isn’t at least partially true…because I’m thinking that whoever was administering him the Adderall or Oxycontin or whatever didn’t factor the altitude into his dosage. 

I have a friend who used to tour with a punk band and she told me that the guys would have to adjust their “scores” based on where they were traveling, since different altitudes affected their highs differently.

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I can’t find it now, but years ago there was a t-shirt that said something like, “Even on Oxycontin, Rush Limbaugh is smarter than so-and-so.”

It’s like liberals can’t handle their drugs.


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