Will I be dusting off my custom ‘Sarar Palin’ KEDS in 2016?

Charlotte Allen — who I love — says yes.

Furthermore, looks count in politics, and Palin at age 48, has it all over her possible competition, including Hillary Rodham Clinton, who will be 69 by election day 2016 and who let someone talk her into adopting the flowing blond locks of a college student, making her look like Brunnhilde in a small-town Wagner production. Men love Sarah Palin, and she loves men.

Palin “shot the moose” with her TLC Alaska series, which I loved but which was also the moment — around episode 3 or 4 — she outstayed her welcome with everyone else.

Plus, contra above, she’s gotten too much unnecessary plastic surgery.

But maybe we’ll be watching Palin vs Hillary, presuming we’re still alive.

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