Attack of the Killer Handbags

I’m not a shoe person; I’m a purse person.

Gavin McInnes doesn’t understand:

As I screamed this at Doonan he shrugged his shoulders and suggested I look up Freud. I believe he was referring to Sigmund’s theory that a purse is a vagina. In an era where we all refuse to age gracefully, maybe women need to be seen with a perpetually new, clean, and incredibly valuable vagina. They aren’t trying to attract men with their $1,500 labia. They’re saying to other women, “I’m not old.”

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