February 13, 2013
Exactly: The Gay Solution to Urban Blight
Adam Carolla has talked about gay homesteading before, suggesting for instance that gays and Jews invade Mexico.
Equally important, a gay population is cheap to maintain. The largest drain on the municipal budget is education, and since most gays are childless, this expenditure can be reduced substantially—fewer schools, teachers, school buses, and expensive special programs. In addition, compared to the law-enforcement problems straight males create, gays require minimal policing. An occasional loud party or overcrowded bar, yes; muggings, robberies, gang fights, big-time drug dealings, no…