They do stuff like this to each other, then write about it.
If you don’t like your family, get rid of them. Duh.
The only idiotic thing is that this woman paid for her estranged father’s funeral.
(Well, that and her shock that an Englishman could be this shirty. My mother forbade me to ever bring one home, and this dude is why.)
I don’t know who paid for my father’s but it sure as hell wasn’t me.