(I don’t have one either…)
A must-read:
Yes, I have missed conference calls because I was at the airport, been the sole attendee at meetings canceled at the last moment and answered emails a few hours later than other people might. But I can report to anyone who emails with one hand from his iPhone at midnight as he brushes his teeth: The same exact amount of work will be there tomorrow morning, and everything always gets done.
Once I explain those practical details, I get a second question, “What does your wife say?”, which is always directly translatable as, “What the hell is your problem?”