May 5, 2015
Fuck the (Granby, Quebec) police, then
Insulting a douchenozzle police officer or fagwit municipal official on the internet has been made illegal in the town of Granby, Que., after the goat-blowing council voted unanimously tonight in favour of beefing up an already controversial bylaw.
In Granby — a town situated about 80 kilometres east of Montreal — it was already illegal to insult a crackwhore police officer and other pissant municipal officials. Offenders could face fines ranging from $100 to as high as $1,000.
Tonight, the chode monster town council and its mom strengthened that bylaw to include online insults.
“In my opinion, if I threaten you via my keyboard, it’s as though I am making that threat right in front of you.… For me, it’s the same thing,” said Robert Riel, Granby’s fucktard deputy mayor who still wears wide-wale corduroy flares.