February 19, 2016
‘South Dakota becomes first state to pass Anti-Little Asshole Bill’
On Tuesday, the state senate passed a bill banning transgender students from using school restrooms that correspond with their gender identity. Freedom fighters have been rightfully worked up into a tizzy. Because if there’s one thing worth getting pissed about, it’s dudes not being allowed to take dumps next to chicks. Unfortunately, these champions of the transgendered don’t realize the bill isn’t a slippery slope in segregation, but rather a tool for fighting little assholes who act like dicks.
The transgendered argument has provided a lovely opportunity for some bored assholes to be on the ‘right side of history’, but it’s also opened a whole new universe for children to be obnoxious brats on school grounds.