join the Heinous Teddy Bear of Blasphemy, the Dreaded Toilet Seats of Blasphemy and the Ice Cream Lid Jihad.

UPDATE: buy the jerseys here. Via MCJ, who writes:

"Interesting concept. Your team's shirts 'offend' me therefore my team should win. Even if we're playing in your yard. Jackasses."

Tell me about it, Christopher. We've got a bunch like that over here, too.