"Environmental hazard concerns will exclude Dr. Dawg from attending the session - he will attempt to sneak in disguised as Deb Gyapong -- Egale & other stakeholders in GLBT community will launch an immediate HRC complaint -- against Dawg.

"Deb Gyapong will never wear that Red Satin Jacket again.

"A guide dog will pee on someone's leg -- CHRC lawyers will explain that it's raining.

"Richard Warman will be late claiming CHRC staffers forgot to cc him on the e-mail. He will later deny under oath that he is Richard Warman stating that Space Lizards have taken over his body..."

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