"Is it true what they say about how you people are... gifted...?"

Look, I just report the news...

Jello Biafra's anarchist record label Alternative Tentacles is selling a "Barack Obama Dildo" in two colors: Democratic Blue and Presidential Gold.

According to the site, "the tag line on the dildo's box is 'You Love Your Candidate -- Let Him Love You Back!' and 'I Want A Big O!'"

It is 7 1/2" long and about 2" wide (yikes!!) and -- you guessed it -- made in San Francisco. "Ready to use, no batteries required!"

And "Brand New!" -- well, that's a relief.

Strictly speaking, the Barack Obama Dildo is NOT "anatomically correct". After all, he IS wearing a flag pin...