‘While everyone was using a handful of homos to trot out the same old beefs…’

says Gavin McInnes:

… a hero broke through the crowd and exposed them for what they really are: a bunch of hysterical babies who will do everything in their power to prevent people from shaking hands.

That’s all this election is. It’s a bitchfest.

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