Who’s the bigger git?

This one or that one?

I have to go with “that”, who sounds about 14 years old:

A real dreamer, not like those ones you see on television. Articulate. A passion for photography, the Black Keys, tRHCP, Atmosphere, Bon Iver, Feist and the scent of ginger. A Law and Linguistics double major with a minor in Philosophy.. Lover of books, creative people, knowledge, podcasts, social media, honesty, vibrant colors, baggy clothes and long discussions about anything I can debate. Trying to live forever – so far so good. In love, in hate and alive.

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UPDATE: We have a winner!