Naturally, this whine just brings out Treacher and company, to mock him further into oblivion.

Just a reminder, folks:

Jon Stewart needs a dozen Ivy League writers to be “funny” for one hour a day.

Rush Limbaugh?

No writers, ever. 3 hours a day. 25 years. No Harvard sheepskin.

Still funnier, smarter and more observant.

PS:  Guess who’s ratings have been higher than Stewart’s for two years now, anyway?

And, I would add, still bitching about some imaginary problem you and your friends cooked up to have something new to complain about.

Here’s Gavin McInnes saying stuff that, almost word for word, got me yelled at — by Sid Ryan — on the old Michael Coren show a few years ago:

Despite having so many geniuses, we still let gay marriage determine national elections even though the few gays that actually give a shit represent a tiny fraction of one percent of the population.

And half of them get divorced!

In northern Europe where this experiment has been going on for a long time, gays are finally asking themselves, “Wait, why are we doing this? We don’t have kids.”

No one likes being told they can’t do something, but that doesn’t mean it’s something they want to do.

Gay culture doesn’t fixate on commitment. Monogamy is not their bag.

RELATED — A NYC progressive comes out against gay “marriage”:

The campaign for gay marriage is being used by the elites for a broader purpose: as a tool for indicating moral superiority over the supposedly backward masses.

I refuse to join in the demonisation of working-class people, many of whom quite understandably don’t see why the institution of marriage should be reformed.

Actually, I didn’t notice at all, because the (American) History Channel isn’t available in Canada.

We used to be really bummed about this, because we’d occasionally hear of some actually fascinating (to my husband) sounding shows about tanks.

Chris Queen tries to explain how the “Hitler Channel” devolved into the “I’ve Got A Really Horrible Job Channel,” with a side order of alien autopsies, hosted by that ubiquitous “I’m trying to look like my hero Nostradamus” Guy.

I told you about this incident a few days ago.

Now, here’s the video:

Oh well. The sooner he and Jimmy can get started on his album (and I can buy it) I guess.

And he’s 19 years old so that means — lots of albums…

Talking about the three latest insane Human Rights Commission decisions.

There is NO pleasing this buggers (as I’ve been telling you).

(PS: Harvey Milk was a scuzzy dude.)

John Derbyshire (whose career, we’ve all been assured, is utterly over and finished this time etc):

I shall be a guest (together with two or three others) on Alan Colmes’s radio show the night of Friday, June 8.

This is the “Friday Night Free-For-All” when we end up breaking crockery over each other’s heads and screeching abuse at callers.

I’ve done it before and it’s fun.

RELATED:

Derb also has a new piece at VDARE:

As a close friend told me: “For goodness’ sake, John, in the U.S.A. not even the world’s greatest living geneticist can say true facts about race out loud. What chance did you think you had?”

Which is right, of course. Like James Watson and other somewhat-Aspergery types, I fall rather easily into the childish assumption that truth trumps everything, and that statements based on facts, including statistical facts, may fairly be challenged only by a set of facts that better fits the actual world of actual reality, so far as we are able to apprehend that world.

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He also notes something that I’ve noticed for years now:

The atrocious reading comprehension “skills” of leftists.

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I got nuthin.

UPDATE — Denyse O’Leary of UncommonDescent writes in:

For centuries, people have claimed that praying over plants caused them to grow faster.Of course it would.  

Humans breathe in oxygen and breath out carbon dioxide (CO2). Plants breathe in CO2 and breath out oxygen.

The problem arises when people suppose that the plant is actually listening to the sermon. It couldn’t and isn’t.

Indeed, credible sources say that the large amount of oxygen in the atmosphere today can be credited to the activities of plants.

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Toronto Muslim kids in “science” class taught that reciting Koran to plants makes them grow faster!

When Arnie found this last night, even I was all, “Honey, I don’t know if you should post that — it’s SO embarrassing…”

But it really is right in their own damn publication, and I probably helped pay for this somehow, so tough:

PS: Thanks to Michael Coren and brave Toronto activist Shobna Kapoor for their supportive comments about Canadian bloggers:

WTF?

Har.

(BTW: Yep… And that site doesn’t even like Bush.)

Remember how Rosie O’Donnell managed to run one of America’s oldest and most respected magazines into the ground in about six months?

Oooops:

“In after hours trading yesterday. J.C. Penney had its worst fall ever; sliding 20% and losing nearly 1.5 billion dollars…”

A while back J.C. Penney decided to change its image. Instead of making money hand over fist and selling the hell out of retail, they decided they needed to become more “socially conscious.”

So J.C. Penney brought in a lesbian spokesmanperson and started running pro-homosexual, pro-gay marriage ads.

J.C. Penney was so hellbent on social engineering, so hellbent on pushing a noxious agenda, that they totally drove away their most important customer base – women.

J.C. Penney need to understand that there is a large segment of the population that doesn’t buy into the homosexual agenda…

Yeah, CNN still exists — barely:

Like General Motors during the late 1970s, CNN is attempting to sell an obsolete paradigm to an American public that knows better — viewers on both side of the aisle have made it clear that they want their news and opinion delivered by personalities whose opinions are known to them. That’s why Fox has prospered…