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Times have changed and now the poor get fat (UPDATED — now with great personal insult from some loser Salon writer!!)

Today’s “poor” are the rich Jesus warned you about: fat, slovenly, wasteful of their money and other people’s.

I prefer to call them “the broke.”

A lot of (really naive) people are wondering (or pretending to wonder, when they’re in public) how this “homeless” guy could “afford” a cellphone:

It would be better phrased: why is a guy with a cellphone homeless? Because then the question answers itself.

He spends all his (our) money on cellphones and, most likely, tattoos and drugs and booze and other crap, and has no money left for a home and food. And why should he bother? We pay for his shelter and food anyhow.

And so far there’s no government “free cellphone for poor people” program.

Ooops, I spoke too soon.

What’s really funny in that news story by the way is what they’re serving at the soup kitchen: risotto with brocolli. Obviously some rich white liberal did the cooking that day, feeling all proud of herself, and what thanks did she get? Some lowclass loser going, “You expect me to eat this weird crap?!”

UPDATE: the intrepid Robert Stacy McCain reported on “government cell phones for the ‘poor’” back in October 2008.

UPDATE: Kathy Shaidle “is not a very nice person”!

And Salon‘s Alex Koppelman is obviously a delusional liberal pantywaist who can’t stand to have his romantic notions about “poverty” challenged (by someone who knows what they’re talking about firsthand, and is also a better writer than he is.)

I’d rather be right than “nice” and “polite” — and so would any intelligent adult who values the truth.

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