“Oh, bugger off, you useless tosser,”Mark Steyn replies.

* Well, glad THAT’S settled!

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UPDATE:

semi-related… HotAir comments devolve into dungeon:

“Steyn is the Super Friendly Neighborhood Partisan that will beat you up and make you like it.”

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