America’s angriest columnist writes:

Speaking of crazy, they say some Hollywood big shot is making a new movie about that guy all the A-rabs pray to. I’m old enough to remember the last time they made a picture about Momar or whatever his name is: they didn’t show the big guy’s face and so forth, but a bunch of A-rabs blew up the guy who made the movie anyhow.

Now if only that fatso Michael Moore was the guy making the movie – maybe they could kill two tons of flab with one stoning!