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What happens when I don’t turn on the iPod fast enough

September 27, 2007 By admin

Work. 9:10 AM.

Cubicle girl half my age: “People with PhDs are smart.”

Me: “Snort.”

CGHMY: “What?”

Me: “When you get a little older, you’ll have met as many idiots as I have. In something real, like mathematics, that’s one thing. But in the social sciences, a PhD just means you’ve memorized a sufficient quantity of warmed over Marxist b.s. to fool the committee into thinking you’re as stupid as they are.”

CGHMY: “…Oh. My mom has one, so…”

Sympathetic to Me Co-worker: “You have to be a certain kind of ‘smart’ to get a PhD.”

Me: “A certain stupid kind of smart.”

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You know, if everyone who reads this blog every day sent me $50, I could blog full time for a year.

Just sayin…

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