“‘Hillary Rodham Clinton says husband Bill often brings her romantic gifts: a giant wooden giraffe from an African trip, for example, and a Chanel watch that reminded him of teeth.’ Romantic gifts, a giant wooden giraffe and a Channel watch that reminded him of teeth? I haven’t even gotten to the good part yet.
“I’m having trouble understanding the romantic aspects of a giraffe in any circumstance or form. (interruption) Well, let’s not go there, Maimone.
“‘The watch had a bracelet made of white cubes. “I had dental surgery, and he said it reminded him of teeth,” she said.’
“Well, you know, that’s sort of like sending somebody a dozen roses when it’s her time of the month…”
Arnie, I demand a romantic present, too! (Sniff…)