But remember: conservative men are all “secretly gay”…
“Are you and your friends turned on by the thought of my asshole and my excrement? Because an awful lot of you chaps seem to focus on them quite obsessively. Do you have anything to say about foreign policy, war, domestic entitlements, etc, that would require you to craft a sentence not containing references to bottoms, excreta, vomit, etc? Or are you just a lonely coprophiliac reading for the bodily-evacuations references? If it would help, we could send you some.”
Being Jewish and gay are bad on the Left now, as you all know.
And for your information: all my mental illnesses have been “diagnosed” and “treated”, thank you very much.