The Single Shot Garter “is either incredibly sexy or incredibly disturbing.”
“…why does she need to have a swig of JD before she’s having a night of passion with you? Is it so painful that she needs to dull her senses? Are you that hideous? Is she an alcoholic? How low have you stooped to pick up an alcoholic? Why bother with the garter and just give her a 5litre cardboard cask and get it over and done with?”
PS: “scientific research.” Uh huh.