“I was in DC this past weekend to emcee at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Yesterday, it was brought to my attention by a friend in the media who was also in attendance that my former co-host at Fox News, Greg Gutfeld, insisted on planting security guards on ‘Rachel watch’ at the door of the CPAC Reason Magazine party — just in case ‘scary Rachel’ showed up.
“Greg might want to know that he’s thoroughly safe. No one could pay me anymore to be in the same room as him — as my leaving Red Eye has already proven.
“Incidentally, I was on a date that night in Georgetown with someone exponentially more high-profile and infinitely more secure in his manhood than Greg Gutfeld.”