Right down to the receding hairline.
While not as indelibly brilliant as “Princess Fluffy Bunny”, “Weenie” is still a fine handle, and this site features something to annoy bloggers of every political stripe. Normally, being a Capitalista, I’m allergic to such compulsive displays of (yawn) “equality” and “fairness” — but in this case, the site’s gentle humor and accurate anthropological observations should amuse the smarter of my fellow Troglodytes while irritating the living crap out of the Pinkos.
“Weenie is a very sensitive guy, and it angers and saddens him that everyone isn’t just as sensitive as he. An admitted male feminist, Weenie is ever vigilant against anti-progressive attitudes. Though he seldom comes into personal contact with the working classes, he keenly feels the pain of their oppression nonetheless.”