RightGirl is job hunting — lucky you.
She writes like a dream (or a nightmare, if that’s what you’re in the market for).
She didn’t go to college, so you know she’s not retarded! In fact, she’s that rare young person whose frames of reference date back beyond the year she was born.
If I could afford it, I’d hire her as my personal assistant.
If you can afford it, you’d be crazy not to hire her for some damn thing.