You all know “keep your rosaries off my ovaries”, right?
Well, we need one to go with Obama’s thing about how we supposedly can’t keep our thermostats at 72 degrees or something.
“Keep your something off my thermostat…”
I already tried the rhyming dictionary. Maybe you’ll have more luck with your’s.
There’s a “cold” (if not “dead”) “hand” joke in there somewhere ,too.
UPDATE: ok, they’re coming in — thanks!:
“Keep your Kyotocrats off our thermostats”?
Or an ironic inversion:
“You can turn my thermostat down when you pry it from my hot, sweaty hand.”
“Keep your bureaucrats off my thermostats.”
“You can control my temperature when I have cold dead hands.”