(Waves “Hello” to subliterate jerk brigade)
Ooh, pick me, pick me! I’m just brimming over with hate! Even though I am in the United States, surely you have the right– nay, the duty– to destroy the reputation and standing of Canada’s oldest news daily, all because of what I say! Yes, Mark Steyn is solely responsible for everything I will ever do, good or bad, from now on, because I’ve read his columns.
But wait, you are responsible, too, come to think of it, because I am also reading what you say. Fellows, I cannot wait to see the logic pretzels you will be contorting yourselves into over the next few days.
Indeed, SK. Mark Steyn controls my every thought, too. I’m actually humming the overture to “Gypsy” as I write this…