Now, it would be really easy for us (you) to ruin this for the rest of us (me), so pay attention. First and foremost, White People, stop doing whatever it is that you’re doing. It’s not cool, trust me. While you’ve certainly had the market cornered on “hip irony” for the last few years, you still have no idea what it means to be cool.
Watch Mad Men, rent some Bogart flicks, and start taking notes. Are you taking notes? Dammit, White People, that was a test and you failed. Never take notes, note-taking isn’t cool. Put the pen down.