1. Cut and paste this article, but first:
2. Change the byline from “PJ O’Rourke”…
3. To “Ann Coulter”
4. Send it to your average (male) “conservative”
5. He will go: “Ew, she’s so evil and hateful and so bad for the movement”!
That, my friends, is a g-d ****in’ fact and you know it.