The United States armed forces never lost a single battle in Vietnam, m’kay?
And it’s called “the World Series” because it was originally sponsored by a now-defunct daily paper called “The World.”
Other than that, a surprisingly OK list from a non-conservative, mostly flippant website.
And I need to mention, as a Torontonian who has encountered them, that yes: while American tourists are very friendly and well meaning, they really are very, very LOUD. That’s how you can tell where they are from.