This Top Ten List sounds like a transcription of me at the average cocktail party. I should just print off a hundred copies for next time.
PS: Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings?
Another liberal hoax! Shocking, I know.
Mark my words:
One day we’ll find out the Scotsboro Boys did it.
Seriously: did the Triangle Shirtwaist factory even really burn down? I’m starting to wonder.