I cheesed off on Sunday when that Brit Hume started talking all about Jesus.
They asked him about Tiger Woods and Brit said he needed to get religion. A real religion, mind you, not that fake Buddha stuff where they pray to a topless fat guy.
Some might say the Buddha’s been pretty good to Tiger Woods all this time, what with all the guy’s talent and money and so forth. But I guess Buddha was at Popeye’s for the 12-piece special every time Tiger was out with some sleazy broad, cuz he wasn’t watching out for his little golfer pal then!