And then giving them a ticket for their trouble.
This story gets even more twisted every minute.
Remember: everyone who works for the government is a slimy, lying jerk. Do not trust them with your money or your life.
Oh, and Jim: this is probably a bad time to bring this up, but now that I see what you look like, I’m pretty sure you WOULD be useful at helping stop, or slow down, a crazed gunman after all.
Here after all your vapourous protestations, I had you pictured as this spindly precious This White Duke type. You ain’t got no excuses anymore, dude. Especially now that we see you’re impervious to two tons of speeding steel and all.
PS: “Treacher-quiddick”! First!!