We haven’t been in a Borders in a while, not since the incident here in Boystown where we tried to find Sarah Palin’s book, Going Rogue, at the Borders on Broadway and Diversey when it came out, but the store employees had hidden it. (…)
Well, our friend Panda really, really, desperately, his life depending on it, needed a book called “Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter” (…)
In the store, we went up to the remainders table to checkout the bargain calendars, since we always get our calendars in February when they are about $1 or so (scored a great Studs & Spurs cowboys 12-monther, thank you very much…Yee-ha!), and were surprised to see everything Obama-related 75% off.
There were many books on Michelle that were cheaper than toilet paper — the single ply, not the tushie pampering good stuff. They had heaps of “Obama paper dolls”, which were intended for children, we guess, or sad gay men who collect Marie Osmond dolls and might need something crappy made of paper to make said collection look cool in comparison…