I am way funnier than all these “comedians.” This was pretty ok, though:
Cousineau: You heard what Guy called the complainants?
Roy: Dykes, cunts, bitches, whores.
Cousineau: Was this a major incident in your life?
Roy: [sarcastically] Yeah, I keep having nightmares and I wake up in cold sweats… I’ve been drinking every day since then.
[laughter in Hearing room]
Mr. Roy is excused.
Cousineau: “You agree this happened a long time ago, was it a major incident in your life”?
DeCosta: “No, it was kind of a typical day on Commercial drive.”
Nice etched plate glass ya got there… The non-recyclable styrofoam cups, and complimentary boxes of Kleenex for weepy accusers are a nice touch, too.