In the saga of “Team Shirley” vs. “Team Andrew,” I’m pretty much in the “Can’t we all just read books about shit other than vampires??” camp.
Shorter Peggy Noonan: We were too quick to judge a speech about being too quick to judge.
We need to start using the word “Sherrod” instead of “Rashomon.”
UPDATE: rumor has it The Stockroom’s coming out with a new beginner’s ballgag, nicknamed “The Shirley”.